Local Spamton Enjoyer

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I’m going to run for president so I can make it illegal to call earbuds headphones.

I just want to search for answers on why the ear parts (I don’t remember what those are actually called. The part that goes on your ears.) on every pair of headphones I get keep snapping off, but the search results are almost entirely JUST people complaining about broken earbuds.

Earbuds already HAVE their own name they don’t need to also be headphones!!!!!!!

headphones dumb rant complaining shitpost (it's probably because I keep fcukign. stretching them so I can put them on without messing up my hair.)
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I'm just... thinking about the implications of Ralsei being Kris's headband when they were a kid.

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The thing that let them feel like they actually belonged with their adopted family of a completely different species.

The thing they, for a long time, took everywhere, to the point that maybe that's how Ralsei knows the layout of the school, or even how to get all the way to the library.

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And how even as a darkner, he's still trying to give Kris that sense of belonging, with how hard he goes along with just about anything Kris chooses, while still trying to lean them towards the pacific actions that he believes will let them make the most friendships and stronger bonds.

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Theories of suspicious behavior withstanding, there's just something there about Ralsei's persistence in being a support to Kris: in battle, as a healer, and out.

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reblogging because headband theory good

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OH ALSO
adding to this WITHOUT permission: REMEMBER THAT THING SEAM SAID ABOUT SPAMTON’S SHADOW CRYSTAL?

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This implies shadow crystals are created from the meaning attached to objects.

If the headband that became Ralsei meant so much to Kris at one point, then…

Deltarune Ralsei Headband theory Deltarune theory
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ok I have been Thinking about secret bosses in Deltarune and

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what if that shape is because looking through a shadow crystal (if you're a darkner) literally burns your eyes into that shape?

evidence: That line where Spamton calls himself the "[[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]]" guy.

oh also it kind of looks like the eyes on the big titan

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no idea what this means but it must mean something


bonus:

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someone draw Ralsei looking through a shadow crystal and burning his eyes please thank y;ou

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